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Please try the following:
- Click
the
 Refresh
button, or take a cold shower and try again later.
- If
you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is
spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive masturbation is known to
affect vision.
- To check your
erection settings, click the Tool menu, and then click Intimacy
Options. On the Erections tab, click Settings. The
settings should match those provided by your local orgasm verification
engine (LOVE) administrator or primary intimacy management partner
(PIMP). Then click View Files and delete all those cookies from
the sex sites you have been leering at before your local anal network
(LAN) administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or significant
other discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.
- If your
Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your
network and automatically discover dirty pictures. If you would like
Windows to try and discover them, click
 Detect Dirty Pictures.
- Some porn sites
require money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit card, but
for that kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your pale, pasty
carcass to a nudie bar and look at real sluts. WARNING - There is NO
sex in the Champagne Room. Some sites require 128-bit erection
ability. Click the Help menu and then click About Intimacy
Equipment to determine what strength genitals you have installed.
- If
you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can
support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Intimacy
Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and
check settings for
Self-Confidence 2.0, Maturity 3.0, Positive Body Image 1.0 - Oh, never mind!
You don't know what you're doing. You might as well bust open your weird
uncle's footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look at his vintage, moldy
1950's nudist magazine collection.
- Click the
 Back button to try another skanky site.
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